We are so lucky to have you,
Our mentor, and our Vader,
Super strong with the force, you are
Now, then, and later.

You’re dapper like Jean Luke,
but also suave like Kirk,
So much more logical than Spock,
but with more of a smirk.

You’re fly like Marty,
And kind of crazy like the Doc,
At times you drive 88 miles per hour,
And you’ve been known to rock.

You’re as clever as a frakkin toaster,
With miles and miles of heart,
Braver than ‘the boy who lived,’
And have been since the start.

So have a pint this father’s day,
As you might in the Prancing Pony,
And know that you’re our Iron Man,
With slightly less money than Tony.