The happiest of birthdays,
To this sassy mynx,
She’s helpful, kind and loving,
And nerdier than you think…

She’s smarter than Jean Luke Picard,
More logical than Spock,
And though she refused to watch 5th Element,
She’d totes give Dobby a sock.

She’s taught a generation of students,
Who still light up at her name,
And now Bongo teaches her grandchildren,
And is learning from them, new games.

I learned all sorts of important stuff,
Like how best to make a weird face,
The importance of great bands and music,
And the final frontier of space.

She’s also taught me things…Like wrong and right,
And how the world could be,
And if you know her as I do,
I’m sure you feel as lucky.